Fish

Sorry this posted laid in my draft folder for a long time but I just decided I was going to post it for it is pretty funny, if I do say so myself.

I need to write a paragraph (or two) for English so here it is.

Here are two examples why you should never leave a fish by itself.

1. Once upon a time It (I do not want to expose the person so I will only say It) took a fish out of the tank to clean it (for the tank gets dirty very often) and put the fish in a cup. After working at cleaning the tank for a while, It decided to take a break and look at how the fish was doing. Much to is surprise, when It looked in the cup, the fish was gone. It started looking everywhere, and then after looking for a minute (or two) It looked on the floor and found the fish lying on the ground.

2.Well another certain It in the family was cleaning the tank and the same fish tried to make the same escape, but he feel onto the the counter not the floor. This time It was watching the fish very carefully and put the stupid fish back in its tank.

This is how I found that you should never leave a fish by its self!

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Chips and Jesus What?

I was sitting eating my chips at Barberitos with some friends and their five year old sat by me. While she was waiting for her food. I asked her if she wanted some of my chips... Me expecting her to jump at the idea but instead I got this response.
"No" said the little girl.
"Why do you not want any chips?" asked I.
Her reply was," Well I do not deserve your chips,because they are not mine ."
" You can have my chip because I can share."
This incident got me thinking on how Jesus is a lot like those chips: That God shared his ONLY Son to save us, or like the chip fills us up, Jesus fills our empty heart, and that we try to fill up with earthy things, but Jesus is the only way

Footprints

So my Dad and I come home from the Nutcracker rehearsal. I walk in the Kitchen and it looks like someone sprinkled water on the floor. There it was footprints and as you know I have a sightly wild imagination. I ran outside "Dad there are footprints in our kitchen....As you probably know stuff like this was going through my head " Oh my goodness there are X murders in our house. My dad cool and calm looks at it goes those are Victoria's footprints he cleans up the mess and when Victoria gets home we find out she used body glitter and it had gotten on the floor!

Are You Self Absorbed?

You are probably wondering why I am not posting about my trip. The reason is because my mom will put it in better words than I will.

I do want to write about self absorption. Here is a test to find out if you are SELF ABSORBED.
1. Does your status up date on facebook say "Just turned the AC on"?
2. Do you twitter "Am stopping at a red light"?
3. Do you write songs about when you made a cake out of a box and it burned?

You are probably thinking about some person right about now....If you cannot think of someone you might be a self absorbed person!

Happy Thanksgiving

Fish